Suspect: Lynn McGoff Alias: Crazy Momma History: In a preliminary interview, McGoff stated she was a 27 year old former beauty queen who entered into teaching so she could have her summers off to focus on her tan. Though no birth certificate could be found, the fact that McGoff has been teaching for over twenty years suggests that she might be indulging her story. A graduate of University of Memphis and life-long Tigers football fan, McGoff has made her hatred of the University of Tennessee very well known. Though McGoff and Clark have shared what colleagues call a “friendly” working relationship, there have been reports that Clark was involved in vandalizing Mrs. McGoff’s classroom. Earlier this week, McGoff was quoted as being “Furious!” that someone had broken into her room and pasted posters that read “The 6th Grade Rocks!” Occupation: 5th Grade Math Teacher Criminal History: McGoff was arrested in 1974 – a year, which according to her reported age, Mrs. McGoff was not even alive for – for an incident on the University of Memphis campus during a UT football game. Though most files have been mysteriously lost, we know the incident involved McGoff and the UT mascot Smokey. The dog was never heard from again.
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Suspect: Lynn McGoff
Alias: Crazy Momma
History: In a preliminary interview, McGoff stated she was a 27 year old former beauty queen who entered into teaching so she could have her summers off to focus on her tan. Though no birth certificate could be found, the fact that McGoff has been teaching for over twenty years suggests that she might be indulging her story. A graduate of University of Memphis and life-long Tigers football fan, McGoff has made her hatred of the University of Tennessee very well known. Though McGoff and Clark have shared what colleagues call a “friendly” working relationship, there have been reports that Clark was involved in vandalizing Mrs. McGoff’s classroom. Earlier this week, McGoff was quoted as being “Furious!” that someone had broken into her room and pasted posters that read “The 6th Grade Rocks!”
Occupation: 5th Grade Math Teacher
Criminal History: McGoff was arrested in 1974 – a year, which according to her reported age, Mrs. McGoff was not even alive for – for an incident on the University of Memphis campus during a UT football game. Though most files have been mysteriously lost, we know the incident involved McGoff and the UT mascot Smokey. The dog was never heard from again.